so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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