Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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