Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if only i could text you this smell
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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