I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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