Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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