**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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