All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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