that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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