Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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