That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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