Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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