Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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