they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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