Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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