I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
