it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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