there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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