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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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