So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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