3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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