so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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