If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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