ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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