i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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