The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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