if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
