Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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