Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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