ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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