im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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