that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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