I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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