Do vagina's smell?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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