OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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