I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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