wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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