We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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