Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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