her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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