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That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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