He had one of those small greek statue penises
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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