But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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