So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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