dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need a beard to bite.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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