dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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