the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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