there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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