just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love having hate sex.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
And then my night got REAL pukey
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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