They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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