Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
