We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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