Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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