You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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