gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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