All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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