I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
