just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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