Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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